Two close friends having a little mani-pedi time. One reads a text received from a "love interest"
I just want you to always be excited about us and about me and support me and protect me in my times of need. And I know that I'll do the same.
Marissa's mouth is agape. These are not normal convos after four days of dating. Those are wedding vows. She says, "Support me? Protect me? Broad, I don't even know your favorite color."
Snickering ... the term "Broad" may have to be incorporated into said lingo in the weeks ahead.
Is is possible that "Oh go take a nap, Lady" could be replaced with "Oh go take a nap, Broad?" Both have a very pleasant ring. Broad...that's funny.
ReplyDeleteWOW - talk about a flash back quote. Definitely got a laugh out of me.. hard to beat the original one with LADY. Well - that and Dickie Porkchop.
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